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“Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, and Davis.”
“I like Ike. I crave Dave.”
We need your vote! If you watched this show, if you picked your nose*, if you drank a beer, if you laughed (at or with us), if you smirked, if you hated it, if you breathed during it, if you passed out, if you thought it was going to be good, if you like dark haired men, if you know us, if you don’t know us, and finally if you thought this was The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and were royally pissed that you waited for a 50+MB download only to watch the whole thing and realize at the 8 minute mark, “there’s no Jon Stewart here” it is your duty to vote for us.
*If you picked your nose and ate it, please do not vote for the show. We feel unlike begging for votes, that is not just wrong, but also pretty unsanitary, with the bird flu going around and all. If you wiped it under your desk, vote away.
